- Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:36 am
Yeah, I know him.
Kinda weird, getting older. He's got that old guy smell and old man butt. Meaning no butt, it goes directly from his back to his thighs. Yells at the kids to get off his lawn because it's the best looking lawn on the street. Starts conversations with "In my day", and ends them with "I remember when this was all corn fields, no houses." Cooks some killer baby backs and coq au vin though.
At least he doesn't run out in the front yard in his underwear, screaming about Commies yet.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that I make bad decisions.