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Happy growing,
Dean

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Happy growing,
Dean

SASE received, quickest turnaround ever!

Respect for your commitment to procedure. I heard somewhere you knew the guy but the seedbank manager must live in your neighborhood or something.

Yeah, I know him.
Kinda weird, getting older. He's got that old guy smell and old man butt. Meaning no butt, it goes directly from his back to his thighs. Yells at the kids to get off his lawn because it's the best looking lawn on the street. Starts conversations with "In my day", and ends them with "I remember when this was all corn fields, no houses." Cooks some killer baby backs and coq au vin though.
At least he doesn't run out in the front yard in his underwear, screaming about Commies yet.

I remember when there was nothing there. Nothing as far as the eye could see.

ChefDean wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:36 am Yeah, I know him.
Kinda weird, getting older. He's got that old guy smell and old man butt. Meaning no butt, it goes directly from his back to his thighs. Yells at the kids to get off his lawn because it's the best looking lawn on the street. Starts conversations with "In my day", and ends them with "I remember when this was all corn fields, no houses." Cooks some killer baby backs and coq au vin though.
At least he doesn't run out in the front yard in his underwear, screaming about Commies yet.

Old Man Butt is nature's way of allowing you to put your pants on backwards without noticing - until you've got to pee really badly. Then nature giggles.