So, a winner will be announced in 3... 2...
Wait. Stop everything.
This is the winner we are talking about.
You know, the person that won. The person that is going to be the recipient of a FREE DROSERA ADELAE GIANT.
I mean, its something that we are all looking forward to. I am literally on the edge of my otherwise very comfortable seat.
And even the very edge is very comfortable.
I mean, this is something we need to feel suspenseful over. Maybe this photo will add some suspense.
Who is that man? Why is he in a bad part of town this late at night? Doesn't he understand how dangerous smoking is? Golly, I want to know his story...
Now that were all full of suspense!
The winner is...
No. This is too easy. I can't just GIVE you the winner. I mean, I am giving the winner a plant already. Sheesh. I can't just give you the winner as well. Maybe I'll make the winner work for it a little. But in a creative way. Maybe.
OK, so here is the equation for finding the winner. Start with the solution for the potato paradox. Subtract the answer for life, the universe, and everything. Obtain ASCII code for sum. Find corresponding IRS form number. Mathematically solve OMB Form Number. Have a cup of tea, and maybe call a friend to chat. Take OMB solution and add individual digits. Multiply by number of Tonya Harding's Olympic gold medal wins. Add 1.
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
to claim your sundew!
You probably all hate me now. I'm ok with that.
Till next time!
You are on a rock floating through space.
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