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By optimus prime
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I don’t know what’s worse. You dad getting the belt or you mom getting the spoon
By Propag8
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It's your grandma getting the shoe.😁 it's so much more degrading getting battered by a weak old lady with a dirty shoe that smells like it was dragged from a swamp.
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Hang on....... did we have a bad childhood that explains everything!!!!
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By optimus prime
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You know that feeling when you are arguing with your mom and she walks away and you think you won but the you hear the kitchen drawer open
By Propag8
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It was too long ago for me optimus but yeah I do remember the feeling. Maybe that's why I was such a fast runner in my youth lol.
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By Cross
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Geez, y'all got off light. I got a leather catonine tails.

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By optimus prime
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Holy crap. I got a hair brush once
By Copper2
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I got the hammer twice!
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By Propag8
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Guys I feel like this conversation could get dark lol. But I only had the katana sword once the chainsaw was the worst. Just to clarify I am joking.
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By Copper2
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optimus prime wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 5:47 pm Wait an actual hammer
Ummmm maybe I shouldn’t have said that :?
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By optimus prime
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I’m not judge you by your childhood man
By Propag8
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Anyway...... aren't fly traps beautiful?
By optimus prime
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I once came down stairs it my dad sitting in a chair with a sign saying “free a** whoopins”
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