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thepitchergrower wrote: ↑Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:07 pm Someone got caught while crossing the lines (quite literally):


Drosera x californica 'FL giant' (white tentacles)
Drosera x californica 'Dreamsicle' (red tentacles)

Couldn't have been in a worse predicament.

That flys in a bit of a ‘sticky’ situation.

I’m just absolutely bursting with corny jokes right now and don’t really know to do with them. So I call upon your guy’s worst dad jokes…

Ex. Why was Optimus prime being made fun of by Amazon prime?

Optimus couldn’t offer 2-day free shipping!
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What does Delaware?

Her New Jersey!

I don't know but Alaska. Whatever you do, don't let Tennessee.

I asked my dog, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Ar le you cold? Stand in the corner it is always 90 degrees.

I’ve been thinking of telling a plane joke I made…

Forget it, I just can’t get it to land properly!

Only a fraction of people will understand this, but there's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Chemistry dad joke:
Two Chemists walk into a bar, the first says "I'll have an H2O."
The second says"That sounds good, I'll have a water as well."
The first storms out in anger, upset that his assassination attempt failed.

Me and my friend like board games. We cant play that often because he keeps on getting in Trouble.

As an unprofessional cook my favorite direction is yeast.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that do not.

I see you have graph paper.
Are you plotting something?

Two atoms walk into a bar. They have a few drinks and leave. On the way out one atom turns to the other and says, "I think I left my electrons in the bar."
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
First atom says, "I'm positive."

Two neutrons walk into a bar. They sit down, call over the bartender, and ask him how much for 2 beers. The bartender looks them over and says, "For you guys, no charge."

A boy walks up to his father and asks, "Dad, can you explain how an eclipse works?"
The father thinks for a minute and says, "No son."

ChefDean wrote: ↑Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:43 pm Chemistry dad joke:
Two Chemists walk into a bar, the first says "I'll have an H2O."
The second says"That sounds good, I'll have a water as well."
The first storms out in anger, upset that his assassination attempt failed.

Help me get the punchline / pun

Supercazzola wrote: ↑Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:02 pm

ChefDean wrote: ↑Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:43 pm Chemistry dad joke:
Two Chemists walk into a bar, the first says "I'll have an H2O."
The second says"That sounds good, I'll have a water as well."
The first storms out in anger, upset that his assassination attempt failed.

Help me get the punchline / pun

I think the first chemist was expecting the second chemist to say "I'll have H2O too". Then, he would've died after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

^^^^What he said "I'll have an H20 too (H2O2)."
Maybe not a great dad joke, but my Pharmacist in training daughter twitched a smile at it.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium but then I thought, "Na."