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By Camden M
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thepitchergrower wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:07 pm Someone got caught while crossing the lines (quite literally):


Drosera x californica 'FL giant' (white tentacles)
Drosera x californica 'Dreamsicle' (red tentacles)

Couldn't have been in a worse predicament.
That flys in a bit of a ‘sticky’ situation.

I’m just absolutely bursting with corny jokes right now and don’t really know to do with them. So I call upon your guy’s worst dad jokes…

Ex. Why was Optimus prime being made fun of by Amazon prime?

Optimus couldn’t offer 2-day free shipping!
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What does Delaware?

Her New Jersey!
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By MikeB
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I asked my dog, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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By MaxVft
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I’ve been thinking of telling a plane joke I made…

Forget it, I just can’t get it to land properly!
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By ChefDean
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Chemistry dad joke:
Two Chemists walk into a bar, the first says "I'll have an H2O."
The second says"That sounds good, I'll have a water as well."
The first storms out in anger, upset that his assassination attempt failed.
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By Camden M
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Me and my friend like board games. We cant play that often because he keeps on getting in Trouble.

As an unprofessional cook my favorite direction is yeast.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that do not.
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Two atoms walk into a bar. They have a few drinks and leave. On the way out one atom turns to the other and says, "I think I left my electrons in the bar."
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
First atom says, "I'm positive."

Two neutrons walk into a bar. They sit down, call over the bartender, and ask him how much for 2 beers. The bartender looks them over and says, "For you guys, no charge."

A boy walks up to his father and asks, "Dad, can you explain how an eclipse works?"
The father thinks for a minute and says, "No son."
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By Supercazzola
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ChefDean wrote: Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:43 pm Chemistry dad joke:
Two Chemists walk into a bar, the first says "I'll have an H2O."
The second says"That sounds good, I'll have a water as well."
The first storms out in anger, upset that his assassination attempt failed.

Help me get the punchline / pun
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By TrapsAndDews
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Supercazzola wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:02 pm
ChefDean wrote: Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:43 pm Chemistry dad joke:
Two Chemists walk into a bar, the first says "I'll have an H2O."
The second says"That sounds good, I'll have a water as well."
The first storms out in anger, upset that his assassination attempt failed.

Help me get the punchline / pun
I think the first chemist was expecting the second chemist to say "I'll have H2O too". Then, he would've died after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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