- Sat Nov 02, 2024 7:21 pm
#457564
Step right up, step right up. That’s right folks, don’t be shy now. You there in the back, come on up! You’re a little bit on the shorter side, and trust me you’re not gonna want to miss this!
What we have here folks is a CCCP Orca! This species is pretty special and definitely not something you want to miss! Note the fantastic and eye catching colors we have here. An eye popping lime green that is sure to catch the eyes of more than a few insects to be trapped. The differentiation between the outer traps and the ooo-ey gooo-ey insides is absolutely stunning, wouldn’t y’all agree? The inside of the traps is a vibrant, deep red that shades to a scrumptious wine red that is certainly appetizing to even the most discerning and (you’ll forgive me for sayin so) snobbishly elite frisky fliers out there!
Let’s turn now to those cheeky chompers. These cilia are quite distinct wouldn’t you say? Of course you would. Y’all are clearly quite observant. How lucky am I to have drawn such a crowd today? These fly traps are quite singular even among the dentate species because of their unique appearance. It’s easy to see where they got their namesake. Rows of these whale like teeth are grouped so closely they appear to have more teeth than they probably do which does in fact make them look more like the grand predator of the seas!
And of course, I wouldn’t want to sell you on a dainty slow grower now would I? Of course not! Only quality here folks! These plants have passed the test as far as hardiness. They also seem to proliferate at quite a decent clip. Of course that’s important because much like Pringles just one isn’t enough!
So who among you would like to get your hands on one of these beauties? Don’t be shy now! You definitely don’t want to pass up this once in a lifetime chance to take home your own CCCP Orca!
(I hope I’m understanding what part of the plant is considered the species lol.)
What we have here folks is a CCCP Orca! This species is pretty special and definitely not something you want to miss! Note the fantastic and eye catching colors we have here. An eye popping lime green that is sure to catch the eyes of more than a few insects to be trapped. The differentiation between the outer traps and the ooo-ey gooo-ey insides is absolutely stunning, wouldn’t y’all agree? The inside of the traps is a vibrant, deep red that shades to a scrumptious wine red that is certainly appetizing to even the most discerning and (you’ll forgive me for sayin so) snobbishly elite frisky fliers out there!
Let’s turn now to those cheeky chompers. These cilia are quite distinct wouldn’t you say? Of course you would. Y’all are clearly quite observant. How lucky am I to have drawn such a crowd today? These fly traps are quite singular even among the dentate species because of their unique appearance. It’s easy to see where they got their namesake. Rows of these whale like teeth are grouped so closely they appear to have more teeth than they probably do which does in fact make them look more like the grand predator of the seas!
And of course, I wouldn’t want to sell you on a dainty slow grower now would I? Of course not! Only quality here folks! These plants have passed the test as far as hardiness. They also seem to proliferate at quite a decent clip. Of course that’s important because much like Pringles just one isn’t enough!
So who among you would like to get your hands on one of these beauties? Don’t be shy now! You definitely don’t want to pass up this once in a lifetime chance to take home your own CCCP Orca!
(I hope I’m understanding what part of the plant is considered the species lol.)
Keep your head up! Comin at ya from zone 6a