Ok, ya'll gone on to another language...from my understanding margarine is what you use to fry tofu bacon in...but should some of these other words be used around kids?...or even nannies as for as that goes? Real heavy butter makes most anything better. Reminds me of a big bite of goat cheese I had going down a river in France(?), maybe Austria(?), seems like a hundred years ago! It didn't help matters that every time you passed beneath a bridge (there were 30+ of them!) by tradition you had to make a toast and the "slice of cheese cake" appeared at my table at the end of the ride.
Everybody else at the table seemed to enjoy my antics when I took a giant bite and realized it wasn't cheese cake.
...kinda reminded me, texture-and-sticky-wise, of silicone caulking.