- Sun May 15, 2022 5:17 pm
#411082
Dear squirrels,
There are 9,000,000 other plants to dig up. Can you please stay away from my vft?
Go bother the neighbors or something. They have kids- there’s a better chance of dropped snacks on that side of the fence.
Your neighbor,
M
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Ok squirrels,
I understand that you might not know what iI meant by “vft” so let me clarify: LEAVE THIS ALONE!
Still trying to be neighborly,
-M
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Dear squirrels,
I understand that your brains are the size of acorns so let me be clear: NO DIGGING IN THE BOG PLANTER! NONE! No exploratory scratching, no burying, no checking to see if someone else buried something. There is no food for you here. Digging will not be tolerated.
You have been warned.
-M
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Squirrels,
We both know this isn’t working. You’re not respecting the boundaries in this relationship.
Effect immediately you are not welcome in any part on my garden.
It’s time to GTF OUT! And take the damn rabbits with you!
-M
There are 9,000,000 other plants to dig up. Can you please stay away from my vft?
Go bother the neighbors or something. They have kids- there’s a better chance of dropped snacks on that side of the fence.
Your neighbor,
M
——
Ok squirrels,
I understand that you might not know what iI meant by “vft” so let me clarify: LEAVE THIS ALONE!
Still trying to be neighborly,
-M
—-
Dear squirrels,
I understand that your brains are the size of acorns so let me be clear: NO DIGGING IN THE BOG PLANTER! NONE! No exploratory scratching, no burying, no checking to see if someone else buried something. There is no food for you here. Digging will not be tolerated.
You have been warned.
-M
—-
Squirrels,
We both know this isn’t working. You’re not respecting the boundaries in this relationship.
Effect immediately you are not welcome in any part on my garden.
It’s time to GTF OUT! And take the damn rabbits with you!
-M