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Almost as bad as horse meat in beef burgers...

Don't knock it till you try it!!
im kidding.

Actually, I'd gladly eat horse meat. I'd just like to know I'm eating it first.

The more I look at your profile pic, then creepier it gets...No offense, I'm sure plant-people are nice.

Racist! What's wrong with Homo Sarraceniacens?

Not racist, just speaking my mind, i guess. I have a H. sarraceniacens myself, she and I are seeing each other. We're currently trying to figure out the living arrangements.

She can have the pot in the corner.
P.S I guess my link didn't work...

Actually, it turns out being half-plant is fairly common. I tested myself, and I discovered I am a rare cultivar called H. X Dasmartness. So maybe we can share the pot.

I've been wondering about re-classifying myself as H. Sointellectualiseemtoalienateeveryonearoundme

Make sure you don't get root-rot, similar to athlete's foot, but far worse...

I don't even want to think about how a human sarracenia hybrid is made XD

Well, it starts with making flowers, then bees...

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If sarracenia people make their own flowers thats pretty awesome.

The flowers erupt from you're face like pimples...

Wait no, I just have pimples, that's all...

That's Heliamphora people! Don't compare me to those...sarrs.
By the way, I did say I was a heliamphora cross. Don't you see my profile pic? That's my division, but he's not as colorful.