Hello from Jupiter

Hello from Jupiter#304819

By KyleMcKyle -  Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:14 am
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- Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:14 am #304819

I'm a Martian that feeds off air particles and I'm here to say that I'm angry. Wait, that's an understatement, I'm REALLY ANGRY. When I traveled to earth to collect a plant sample, I ended up taking a fly trap instead of a pitcher plant. This made me REALLY ANGRY. Now I have to take care of a stupid fly trap instead of a pitcher plant. (Sponsored by Weetabix. A tasty and nutricious way to start your day)

Pitcher Plants are the best
- Captain Pitcher Plant

Re: Hello from Jupiter#304831

By Orit -  Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:37 am
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- Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:37 am #304831

Wait, are you a martian or are you from Jupiter? your story's not adding up, i think you might not be telling the truth.

Re: Hello from Jupiter#304834

By KyleMcKyle -  Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:59 am
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- Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:59 am #304834

I'm a MARTIAN from JUPITER

Pitcher Plants are the best
- Captain Pitcher Plant

Re: Hello from Jupiter#304843

By Orit -  Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:08 pm
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- Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:08 pm #304843

Martian = from Mars

Re: Hello from Jupiter#304847

By Fly Trap Hunter -  Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:35 pm
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- Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:35 pm #304847

Orit wrote:Wait, are you a martian or are you from Jupiter? your story's not adding up, i think you might not be telling the truth.

KyleMcKyle wrote:I'm a MARTIAN from JUPITER

The anger comes from your denial of sorts. you were meant to have a venus fly trap all along.

Re: Hello from Jupiter#304937

By KyleMcKyle -  Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:29 pm
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- Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:29 pm #304937

Fly Trap Hunter wrote:
Orit wrote:Wait, are you a martian or are you from Jupiter? your story's not adding up, i think you might not be telling the truth.
KyleMcKyle wrote:I'm a MARTIAN from JUPITER
The anger comes from your denial of sorts. you were meant to have a venus fly trap all along.

BLASPHEMY. I WANTED A PITCHER PLANT FROM THE DAY I WAS BORN.

Pitcher Plants are the best
- Captain Pitcher Plant

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Am I a REALLY ANGRY Martian?