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A sundew walks into a bar. Now he's stuck on the chair, dang.

I love you, DEW you love me?

I don't know you people! XD

After winter, trees are relieved.

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When did I sign up for this?

What kind of tree can you fit in your hand? A Palm tree!

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Okay I will play...
If a plant is sad....
Do the other plants photosympathize with it?

What do gardeners use for drinking? A bottle palm!

ok here is mine.

what did the tree say to the math book. geometry

What did the sundew say in the winter? BRR, MAN, I think it's chilly here! (Burmannii = Brr, man, I)

Tearable,I know.

Dang, that's a good one! (Slaps knee)

Sakaaaaa wrote:What did the sundew say in the winter? BRR, MAN, I think it's chilly here! (Burmannii = Brr, man, I)

Tearable,I know.

That one was a good one!

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So the nepenthes looked at the d.capensis and says, "how do you dew?"

Worst joke ive ever possibly made...
That was so bad. >.<

What did the rad sundew say to the other plants? "Wazzap dewd"

What was the hit song of Nepenthes? Weda people

Why was the sarracenia sad? He was a minor

What did one teen flytap say to the other?

"Snap you later"...


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Where do insects go to poop? N. Jamban

(True fact) If you split N. Andamana into "anda" and "mana" it means "where are you" in Indonesian

What is the Nepenthtes favorite soccer team? Barcelonae!

What is the Nepenthes favorite TV show? The Benstoneis

Where was the Nepenthes leaves? Diatas (Di atas means up there in Indonesian)

What Nepenthes was a magician? N. Holdenii

What do you get when you cross an eel with a sundew? A burmanneel

What did one bored aldrovanda say to the other

Waterwheel gonna do now? (What are we, aldrovanda are water wheels)